nocountryforoldjetpacks:

Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza!?

lmnpnch:

Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.

"

Charlie Sheen smokes crack live in a web-chat and they make him the highest paid actor on television.

An 18-year-old black person smokes a blunt and he is unfit to live.

I see you white power.

"

—Comedian Greg Blackshear (via sonofbaldwin)

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

dangergays:

this is gonna be a great year

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving